Gone Batty

I absolutely love my family and friends, adore my coworkers, and think my students hung the moon with their amazingness...but sometimes, I have to say, it would rock to be able to wrap my wings around my body,  hang upside down while sleeping all day, and cruise around eating all night long.  I don't even think I'd mind picking bug parts out of my teeth.  You know, just once in a blue moon.