So, as Dave always likes to be a nice guy, he came up with a warning system so we would all have a chance to cover our ears and prevent future hearing loss. Here's how it's been going.
Everyone else: "Aaaaaaaaaaah!! My ears...they're bleeding!!!!!"
Dave: "Excuse me."
Everyone else: "You were supposed to warn us!"
Dave: "Oh, yeah. What was I supposed to say again?"
Everyone else: "'Blow' warning, remember?"
Dave: "HOOOOOOONNNKK!!!! Look out B-low!"
Everyone else: "You're supposed to warn us before you blow!"
Dave: "Oh, well now I don't have any more buggers."
I know it's poor form when you have to explain a joke, but as Dave came up with this one, I figure it just might need explanation.
"Look out B-low!" is very similar to "Look out below!" but it's funny because "B-low" spells "Blow". OK, go ahead and laugh now, get it out of your system.
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