The big guy was heading out to meet someone about some potential work. I was in the kitchen when he came to the bar to talk to me. I looked at him as he sat on a stool.
Me: "You look nice."
Big guy: "You can only see a little of me, mom." Ya, it's hard to give the guy a compliment.
Me: "Well, from what I do see, you look nice. Except you better zip up your fly."
Now, could I see anything on him below his chest? Nope.
Was his fly indeed open? Yup.
Did we get just a tad freaked out? You bet.
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