My kid: "Stop dancing."
Me: "I'm twerking."
My kid: "That's not twerking."
Me: "You don't even know. You can't twerk."
My kid: "I can twerk, mom."
Me: "Show me."
My kid: "No"
Me: "Teach me."
My kid: "Twerking is an inappropriate thing to teach your mom. And besides, no."
Me: "Then teach me an appropriate mom/son dance."
My kid: "Back to the 'besides, no,' mom."
With all the complaining he does I really figured he'd want to help me improve.
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