Nope. it's about my kid coming to me today wanting to order something off of Amazon.
Little guy: "Can you order this to me? I'll pay for it."
He shows me a web page with something called a "fart bomb".
Me: "Why do you want this. You can fart on your own and make those noises."
Little guy: "It's not a noise thing, it's a smell thing."
Me: "You can fart on your own and make those smells."
Little guy: "It's not the same. And I could just throw one in my room when my friends are in there and hold the door closed."
Me: "Oh, so you want me to buy something that will stink up my house and is also something that you can make with your own body for free?"
Little guy: "Yeah, it'll be awesome...and I'll pay for it."
Somehow I suspect that I'd end up paying for it in some way or another.
Me: "I love you stinky...but no!"
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