It finally happened. It actually quite handily sneaked up on me. I realized today that I could utterly and completely be my own students' grandma. Yes, I'm officially that old. Then, to put icing on that revelation cake, I ran into former students tonight at a party and they're taller than I am.
So, yup...I think I need to seek out a support group.
"Hi, I'm Kali, and I'm little...old...grandma material.
(Cleverly disguised in pig tails and dresses bought on clearance in the
girl's section, of course.)