Me: "I thought it was so cool that you wanted to go to the homecoming game, and you were fine just being dropped off there, and you totally knew you'd find friends to hang out with. I never would've done that as a kid."
Little guy: "Yeah, mom, you were shy. You still are."
Me: "You think I'm shy? I guess so. What makes you think I'm shy?"
Little guy: "Well, when you fart in public and I make a huge deal of it, you get upset."
A brief pause as I took a moment to ponder.
Me: "Um, that's not because I'm shy. That's because you busted me for doing something publicly inappropriate."
Little guy: "Yeah, well you're still shy."
Me: "Unlike you, I always at least make sure they're silent."
Little guy: "Uh, that's how you know I'm not shy."
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