It was a lovely seat. And I'm going to process the loss right here, right now.
My seat and I had traveled many, many miles together over the past few years. She was always kind to me. Filled with some sort of combination of foam and gel. I will miss her terribly.
OK, so now that that's done, and since she's dead and clearly not listening, I can go ahead and say that I've already replaced her. My new seat is a sleek, younger model. And, quite frankly, I got a little embarrassed when I read its packaging.
"Love channel...to relieve pressure on sensitive tissues."
"Comfort zone...reduces pressure in key areas."
"easy to maneuver"
Feeling relieved that I asked a lady sales person to help me. I mean...awkward, right?
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