Little guy: "Hey mom, have you heard this song before?"
Me: "No. I like it."
Little guy: "Here, I'll play you some more of their songs."
Me: "You're the reason I'm so hip. You keep me current."
Little guy: "You're not hip. And don't say 'hip'."
..and I suppose his honesty would hurt if it were the slightest bit true. Good thing it's so totally not!
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