I hate to brag, but what's a girl to do when she finds out she has x-ray vision? You see, it turns out our refrigerator is really only about six inches deep. How do I know this? Well, because no one, no one, can see anything past that. Except me, it turns out. Perhaps it's not my x-ray vision, exactly, it may be my super human ability to move items over and look and see what's behind them.
At any rate, I know where to hide all future family gifts...right behind the bin of organic spinach. Ain't no way anyone is going to look behind that!