Us: "Do your homework!"
Little guy: "As soon as this episode is over."
Us: "Clean your room!"
Little guy: "After I get back from playing basketball."
Us: "It's your turn to empty the dishwasher."
Little guy: "I'm about to take a shower."
So today when I was driving him home from football practice and he commenced picking his toenails and pretending to flick them at me...I yelled because, well, obvious!
Me: "Don't do that in my car! Do it when we get home and use a toenail clipper instead of ripping them off!"
Little guy: "Hey," he said as he continued picking at his toenails. "At least I'm not putting off doing it."
The kid had a point...but I still told him I wasn't going to make him food for a week if he kept doing it.
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