The new tile in the bathroom is AWESOME. I love, love, love it! Only thing is, the scale seems to be reading a couple of pounds higher than normal. I kept giving it opportunities to self correct and it just wouldn't. I figured it must be sitting cattywampus due to some minimal tile unevenness. Yeah, that must be it...yes, I can blame the apparent weight gain on Dave (he did the amazing installation, after all). After I told him my theory, Dave claimed he could move the scale around in the bathroom to certain tiles and it was "accurate". Well, I moved that sucker all around the room and, nope, it was still giving the same readout. Dang! I had to get to the bottom of this. Tonight I was all excited as I weighed myself in the bathroom and noted the readout. I picked that darn scale up and took it to the living room on the wood floor. Same readout. I'm starting to have a bad feeling here. Well, gee, the wood could be uneven, too, right? So I go to the kitchen where there's trusty 20 plus year old linoleum. SAME readout. I give the refrigerator a leer...yes, something in there was certainly to blame.
P.S. No, I don't think I'm fat...please don't get on me for that.
And, yes, I know this mermaid appears to be armless,
but when I first sketched her they were there,
and then I did her hair, and, well, you know how it goes....