Slash-n-Burn

Been getting rid of old emails like they're naive victims in a bloody slasher movie.  Wiping out entire threads, deleting everything from particular people, hiding them away in folders, all the while snarling, "You're dead to me!"  OK, so not so dramatic, but I've cleared/organized hundreds of emails from my three (ridiculous!) email servers.  I feel lighter somehow.  Wondering if the universe will detect the void and fill it up...just like when I get rid of a bunch of clothes I somehow end up thrifting the next day...perhaps my inboxes will have malfunctioning spam filters and emails for erectile dysfunction and breast augmentation will flood in.  Oy, just save the universe the trouble, my friends, and shoot me some emails.