As he walked around the kitchen tonight in a muscle shirt...
Me: "You are so good lookin'."
He looks at me, comes over beside me, leans in and...
Little guy: "You have tiny muscles."
Hmmmm...not sure what the right response is, but I'm pretty darn sure it isn't "Thank you."
Might just be a good time to ask him to tighten his abs and let me sock him in the stomach a few times. It's win-win. He feels like a stud...I get to slug him.
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