Dave and the kid both have cameras now that apparently have face recognition. Not only can they recognize a face, they can actually detect when you smile and click right then. Weirdly amazing...and a bit creepy, right?
Well, turns out those cameras can totally detect me smiling. (Insert a picture of me showing off my pearly whites here. "Ding!") But the darn things cannot recognize my face as an actual face. I took off my glasses because "maybe the reflection was throwing the camera off". Nope. I pulled my hair back because "maybe it was blocking my face". Still no.
Little guy: "My camera doesn't like your face, mom."
Gee...I've officially been insulted by technology.
Likely just evens us up. I've had a few choice words for technology, too.
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