Nap Time

It's summer...the time of year when I can freely take naps.  Every day.  My attempt today?


Me:  "I'm gonna go take a nap."

Little guy:  "OK"


I get all settled in, close my eyes, and, "Ooph!"


Little guy:  "How about this?"  He's lying on my chest, perpendicular to my body.

Me:  "I can't breathe."

Little guy:  "OK, how about this?"  He moves down to be on top of my stomach.

Me:  "Still can't breathe."

Little guy:  "Well, how about this?"  He's down to the level of my knees.

Me:  "I can breathe now, but I'm afraid that my knees will bend the wrong way."

Little guy:  "OK, will this work?"  He got off of the bed (and me), walked to the head of the bed, and gently kissed my forehead.

Me:  "Perfect."


Darn...now I'm wide awake!

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