Me: "I'm gonna go take a nap."
Little guy: "OK"
I get all settled in, close my eyes, and, "Ooph!"
Little guy: "How about this?" He's lying on my chest, perpendicular to my body.
Me: "I can't breathe."
Little guy: "OK, how about this?" He moves down to be on top of my stomach.
Me: "Still can't breathe."
Little guy: "Well, how about this?" He's down to the level of my knees.
Me: "I can breathe now, but I'm afraid that my knees will bend the wrong way."
Little guy: "OK, will this work?" He got off of the bed (and me), walked to the head of the bed, and gently kissed my forehead.
Darn...now I'm wide awake!
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