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I woke up this morning in cold sweat, reeling from a pregnancy nightmare dream.  <shudder>  I figured sharing the horror with those around me was just the right thing to do.


Me:  "Last night I dreamt I was pregnant."

Big guy:  "Ha ha ha...I don't care, mom."


Me:  "Last night I dreamt I was pregnant."

Little guy:  (disgusted look) "I don't want to think about that."


Me:  "Last night I dreamt I was pregnant."

Little guy's friend:  "I had a dream last night that I had springs in my feet."

Me:  "Your dream is so much better than my dream."


Me:  "Last night I dreamt I was pregnant."

Dave:  "Oh, gawd...did you find out who the father was?"


 Good to know we're all on the same page about this.

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