Yup. Dave is "Itchy". Me? Well, it turns out I'm "Scratchy". For pretty much all 22 years of our relationship thus far.
Dave: "Kal, I need you to scratch my left shoulder blade."
Me: "OK, you know what always happens."
What happens? Well, that darn itch gets bigger and bigger and bigger...until soon it's his entire back that I'm scratching.
Yup, just one of the million and five things I love and cherish about my marriage.
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