Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Our Dogma is Leaking all over our Karma

My old girl, Scout...well, she's about 11 or so...she has a problem.  You see, she leaks.  Not saliva or anything as unobjectionable as that.  No, she leaks pee.  If she barks too much, if she falls asleep, if she's just resting a bit...she leaks.  Unfortunately this means her lap dog days are long since over.  Now, I get it.  I know I have to cross my legs if I have a coughing fit.  I dare not laugh to vigorously.  And I completely avoid trampoline action.  Hey, I've had two kids ya know.

Anyway, Scout's leaks go completely unpunished, of course.  We just try to clean up after her as best we can.  She is one of our very best friends after all. What's a little pee spot between friends, right?  And, gosh, I figure we're all building up leaky karma for when we all hit that leaky point in our lives (yes, I know I have a bit of a head start on the rest of my family).  I feel quite sure that we will be surrounded by loving people (or maybe poodles?) that just quietly clean up after us and love us anyway.

OK, gotta go...feeling the need to give my puddle making poodle a great big hug.

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