The Family Jewels

I went to the bone-ologist today.  Not for my big guy, not for my little guy, it was for me.  You see, I've had a bum elbow for about six weeks now.  The first thing they did was take some x-rays.  They put the lead smock on me and readied my arm.


Me:  "I've heard that it's good to have a thyroid guard when x-rays are being done."

X-ray guy:  "We don't have a thyroid guard, but we have a gonad guard."

Me:  "A gonad guard?"

X-ray guy:  "Don't worry, it's never been used for that."


So, what did I do?  I held that guard to my neck as securely as I would had I been protecting the family jewels. 


P.S. I left there with a wrist guard...yeah, I said that my elbow was in pain...I know, I don't get it either.  I'll let ya know if it works.

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