- Have I worn it in a year?
- Does it even still fit?
- Is it ugly?
- Is it even too ugly to be reborn as a costume?
- Should I keep the polyester dress that the guys in my house can fit into when they get that urge to cross-dress on Halloween?
So, what I have to show for it at the end of the day is a big garbage bag full of stuff that's too big, too ugly, and never worn. What's still in my closet? A bunch of stuff that I hope looks pretty good on me, a well-worn holey pair of overalls that are perfect for my last minute Bubba outfit on Halloween, and one fabulous dress for my guys! I'm the best mom/wife ever...always thinking of their needs.