Now, I do have an honestly-earned reputation for hosting pity parties and wanting to milk it...just a little, anyway. So of course I had to give it a try at dinner tonight.
Me: "My elbow hurts." It's true, five hours later it still hurts.
Dave: "Dog bite." (whilst pointing at the top of his left wrist) Yes, he does still have the remnants of a dog bite that occurred when we were in Rockport.
Me: "That was so last week, Dave."
Little guy: "My burn hurts." Yeah, yeah, yeah, a couple of days ago he burned his forearm on the hot-n-sizzlin' fajita plate at a restaurant.
Me: "That was so two days ago."
So, back to me, right? I'd like to cordially invite my family to my elbow bo-bo pity party, but they've been avoiding me and not answering my calls or texts. Sigh....
I fell in love with this lovely little sculpted "plush" lady
...couldn't resist recreating her in 2-D.
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