Anyway, I've come to the conclusion that there's a conspiracy afoot. Perhaps hidden cameras in my home. Or, gosh, a tracker in my car. You see, I've noticed a shocking trend. It seems every time I go to Costco and spend a ridiculous amount of money on fresh fruit, teenagers from far and near call my kid to set up an overnight. My theory? They're on to the recent purchase...they know there's ready-to-eat-already-washed fruit in our fridge.
Now, as a rule we always say "yes" to sleep overs. But then I'd go into "protect the fruit" mode. And as these teenagers are all boys, and all boys seem to lack the ability to look behind anything in the fridge, I'd just do things like stick the bowl of lovely strawberries behind the bag of dried figs...tuck the blueberries behind the bag of bagels...stick the raspberries in the drawer under the bag of bell peppers. Wallah! Yo, no fruit in da fridge!
Course the family convinced me that I'd crossed over into the world of being totally fruit loops, so now I set up a small edible batch of fruit, front and center, that I'm willing to sacrifice to the world of teenage boys.
Yeah, I'm a giver.
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