is...ism

Dave was about to head to the coffee shop.


Me:  "You taking Scout or Hazel?"

Dave:  "Hazel."  I just know he implied a "Duh!"

Me:  "That's agism, you should take the old dog this time."

Dave:  "Scout's barky, spazzy, neurotic...it's not agism, it's isism...that's just the way she is."


Tis true.  We divided and conquered.  Dave took the babe magnet that Hazel is to the coffee shop, I loved on the big, old, barky, spazzy, neurotic, visually and auditorily impaired, sweet, amazing girl that Scout is.  Love....