Me: "You taking Scout or Hazel?"
Dave: "Hazel." I just know he implied a "Duh!"
Me: "That's agism, you should take the old dog this time."
Dave: "Scout's barky, spazzy, neurotic...it's not agism, it's isism...that's just the way she is."
Tis true. We divided and conquered. Dave took the babe magnet that Hazel is to the coffee shop, I loved on the big, old, barky, spazzy, neurotic, visually and auditorily impaired, sweet, amazing girl that Scout is. Love....