The Early Bird Catches the...

You know, it's really awesome when you make it to the grocery store and back home again, all by 8:30 AM.  REALLY awesome!  And you know what makes it even more awesome?


Me:  "Guess what I saw on the way to the store this morning."

Little guy:  "What?"

Me:  "I saw a full grown man walking down the street with a Scooby Doo Mystery Machine lunchbox."

Little guy:  "That's AWESOME!!!"

Me:  "I know, right?"

(brief pause for reflection on the awesomeness of it all)

Me:  "Know what else I saw?"

Little guy:  "What?"

Me:  "A lady out for a jog still wearing her P.J.s."

Little guy: "I don't wear pajamas."

Me:  "Then best you don't put your running shoes on and head out first thing in the morning, eh?"

Little guy:  "You're so weird, mom."

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