Green...Pinchsurance Worth Wearing

So the kid pinched me because I forgot to wear green today.  Wanting to avoid additional injury I changed clothes. 


Little guy:  "Green shorts!!!" Actually they're capris. He doesn't know care, he's a boy.

Me:  "Uh, yeah.  No more pinching."

Little guy:  "You going out in those?"

Me:  I look down.  "Uh, no."  The guy may not know what they are, but he did know that they weren't public ready.


I went in my room and put on green pants.  This, my friends, is the full extent of bright green in my wardrobe.

I went back in his room, sat on his bed, and looked at him expectantly.


Little guy:  "What?"

Me:  "I changed into pants."  I'm telling you they were long ones...so long they dragged on the ground.  And decidedly cuter than the capris.

Little guy:  "They look the same."


I think there's a high likelihood that I'm gonna pinch him...very soon...even if he is wearing green.

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