Smashy McBob

My little guy was in the bathtub this morning.  Apparently he was dozing off...weirdness occurred when I asked him to get out.

Little guy:  "But wait, is that a smashy mcbob?"  He waved in the direction of nothing in particular.

Me:  "You're dreaming."

Little guy:  "But is it?"

Me:  "Yes."  I know it's a lie, but come on!  I had to get the little dude moving!

Little guy:  "OK"

Me:  "Are you awake?"

Little guy:  "Yes."

Me:  "Do you remember our conversation?"

Little guy:  "Yes."

Me:  "What's a smashy mcbob?"  You want to know, too, right?

Little guy:  "It's an object that you smash."

Me:  "Did you smash it?"

Little guy:  "No, I was about to go get a hammer."

Me:  "You sure you're awake?"

Little guy:  "BUUUUUUURRRPPP!"  He looks at the mirror, smiling.

Me:  "Oh yeah, you're awake."  That's my boy!

 My little guy dreams of smashy mcbobs...I dream of sand between my toes.