Little guy: "But wait, is that a smashy mcbob?" He waved in the direction of nothing in particular.
Me: "You're dreaming."
Little guy: "But is it?"
Me: "Yes." I know it's a lie, but come on! I had to get the little dude moving!
Little guy: "OK"
Me: "Are you awake?"
Little guy: "Yes."
Me: "Do you remember our conversation?"
Little guy: "Yes."
Me: "What's a smashy mcbob?" You want to know, too, right?
Little guy: "It's an object that you smash."
Me: "Did you smash it?"
Little guy: "No, I was about to go get a hammer."
Me: "You sure you're awake?"
Little guy: "BUUUUUUURRRPPP!" He looks at the mirror, smiling.
Me: "Oh yeah, you're awake." That's my boy!
My little guy dreams of smashy mcbobs...I dream of sand between my toes.
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