A little nervous about just how I should interpret all of that, I pulled up the "all knowing" Google. And here's what I found regarding dreaming about such strangeness:
"To see tangled and unkempt hair, life will be a veritable burden, business will fall off, and the marriage yoke will be troublesome to carry. If a woman is unsuccessful in combing her hair, she will lose a worthy man's name by needless show of temper and disdain."
"Dreaming of a tennis ball is symbolic of uncertainty, right now, you are on the fence regarding a decision that must be made but you really don't know which way to take with it."
"A ball in a dream signifies a dispute, an argument, a fight to control the world and its resources. Some will desire it and others will reject it."
Oh, my, none of that calmed my heart! I stood up, paced around a bit, went in the bathroom to put my contacts in thinking that, perhaps, they'd help me be able to see more clearly, looked at the mirror and...there was my night-time sleep eye mask, Velcro intertwined with the rat nest my hair is each morning. Hmmmmmm...thinking my marriage and life are gonna be just fine after all.
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