Big guy: "I have the most fashion sense in the family."
Me: "You? What?"
Now, I don't mean to insult the guy or anything, but he does wear his Big Guy uniform every single day...plain T-shirt, plaid button down shirt on top of it, and cargo shorts. Every single day. Me? I was wearing black just-below-the-knee-length leggings under a short black shirt dress and black flip flops. Très chic, eh? Well, gosh, at least in comparison, I thought. Black is the new, uh, black or something like that.
Big guy: "Look at you, mom, you're only wearing one color."
Sometimes we moms are smart enough to not take the bait and duke it out with our kids.
Me: "You're right. I'm lucky to have you around." And, really, I so am!