Dave: "Hey, your mom doesn't mind."
Dave thinking a bit about what he just said as he looked at me and I returned his gaze over my glasses all defiant and all...you know, like always. Little guy looking back and forth between the two of us, slight look of disgust spreading to the corners of his mouth.
Dave: "Actually, you mom doesn't mind at all...ever." <snarky smile>
Me: "Yeah, I don't mind anybody!" <snarky smile back>
Nicholas leaving the room, and tossing a "You're both total weirdos" look over his shoulder, because his parents are, well, weird. Lucky little guy!
Ya...my family rocks!