Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Lead with the Big Issue

Yes, that's what my little guy learned today.  You see, he called me when he got off the school bus at his bus stop.


Little guy:  "Mom, will you come pick me up?"

Me:  "Why?"

Little guy:  "Because I'm tired."

Me:  "Nope, walk home.  I'll start making you something to eat."

Little guy:  "Put mom, I have to pee!!!!"

Me:  "No you don't.  If you did, you would've lead with that.  See you soon...love you...bye."


And then the spam texting began.


I have to pee
I have to pee
I have to pee
I have to pee
I have to pee
I have to pee
I have to pee
I have to pee
I'm not risking peeing in my pants
I'm not risking peeing in my pants
I'm not risking peeing in my pants
I'm not risking peeing in my pants
I'm not risking peeing in my pants
I'm not risking peeing in my pants 
Please come pick me up cause I'm not walking


And then I got in my car and headed off to pick him up...he did say "please" after all.


P.S.  The little dude did have to pee.


This is what he looked like when I picked him up.

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