The Honesty of Children

Every once in a while I lose my grip on reality and start thinking a little too highly of myself.  Thankfully my kid is always there to knock me right back down to where I oughta be.


Me:  "Look how the veins pop out on my arms.  Do you think I might have low body fat and that's why?"

Little guy:  "No, you just have old skin."


Gee...little turkey.


But then, not more than an hour later...


Me:  "Should I get my hair cut short?"

Little guy:  "No, girls look better with long hair."


Um...dude..."girls" are not "old".  I'm gonna go ahead and pretend I'm a girl with low body fat.  Yeah, that's my plan.

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