Who you callin' chicken?

Being snarky and sarcastic makes me a better mom, I'm quite sure.  At least a funnier mom.  Well, to me, anyway.  After all, I'm ultimately responsible for entertaining myself, right?

So, the other day when my kid "ordered" food once again via text...seriously, dude, just come out and talk to me...my inner snark couldn't help herself.


Little guy:  "Text me hen the pizza is done."

Me:  A little while later, "hen".


And I've been calling him "my little chicken" ever since...especially when he chooses to text me instead of talk to me....

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